INSPIRATIONAL FUNNY FACTS
|10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!|
| Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru |
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di??? (which one you choose?)
|All desirable things in life are either Illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!|
|Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends|
| So many options for suicide: |
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
Jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
But we chose Marriage, slow sure!
|A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!|
|He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. |
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
|If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy|
|Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like Expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.|
|Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, But what we are inside .. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!|
|Don't walk as if you rule the world, Walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!|
|Every lady hopes That her daughter will marry a better man than she did And is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!|