GEMMAG
committed to lighting up minds
Tuesday, 7 August 2012
RELAX AND LEARN.
INSPIRATIONAL FUNNY FACTS
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di??? (which one you choose?)
All desirable things in life are either Illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends
So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
Jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
But we chose Marriage, slow sure!
A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy
Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like Expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.
Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, But what we are inside .. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
Don't walk as if you rule the world, Walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitudeā¦! Keep on rocking!
Every lady hopes That her daughter will marry a better man than she did And is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
CREDIT:funalso
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