Thursday, 9 August 2012

Is Nigeria ready for war?

 READ BELOW THE STATEMENTS BY TWO YOUTH LEADERS.IF THE YOUTHS ARE READY FOR WAR,DOES IT SUGGEST THAT NIGERIA IS?
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Former President of Ijaw Youth Congress (IYC) and leader of Niger Delta Peoples Volunteer Force (NDPVF) Asari Dokubo on has said that those those who want  President Goodluck Jonathan impeached are looking for another civil war.

 “we are saying that nothing must happen to Jonathan because if anything happens to him, the world will know.”
Speaking on the Boko Haram insurgency, Mr Dokubo said “the arrogance of Boko Haram is un-Islamic. The type of bomb they are using is small. If we begin to throw bombs, nobody will stay in Abuja. We don’t manufacture bomb but we will buy them and dynamites. I started armed struggle in the Niger Delta. It is because of Goodluck Jonathan that we kept quiet.
The former militant leader further said it was an insult on President Jonathan for him to be asked by Boko Haram to convert to Islam or resign his position. He warned that the Ijaw nation will retaliate should anything happen to the president.

Northern youths under the aegis of the Arewa Youth Forum on Tuesday in Kaduna  asked President Goodluck Jonathan to “call to order,” his kinsmen – former Federal Commissioner for Information and Ijaw Leader, Chief Edwin Clark; and the leader of the Niger Delta Volunteer  Force, Asari Dokubo – for their “unguarded utterances” which could lead to the disintegration of the country.
National President of the AYF, Mr.  Gambo  Gujungu, in a statement, insisted that the region was not afraid of war.
He said, “People like  Clark and Asari had forgotten that the region was the mainstay of the Nigerian state before the discovery of oil.
“It is pertinent to let the war mongers know that the North is not afraid  of war. But we are advocates of peace.  We are not war mongers and will not and will never call for war within the polity of Nigeria.

Wednesday, 8 August 2012

HUSBANDS ARE SCARCE!

It's not a movie scene, it is real. Christianity as many people know it permits a man to marry only one wife, the strict doctrine of monogamy is preached among all Christians
While Nigerian pastors are blessing and ordaining thieves in the Church, buying fleets of cars, jets and building empires, Zairean pastors are doing as well, blessing as many as three women to one man.
Pictured above is a man standing in front of a pastor who is blessing the marriage of a man to as many as three women at a time. The funny thing here is that the pastor is also going to quote from the same Holy bible.
Share your thoughts on this.

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Tuesday, 7 August 2012

RELAX AND LEARN.

INSPIRATIONAL FUNNY FACTS

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
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Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di??? (which one you choose?)
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All desirable things in life are either Illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
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Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends
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So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
Jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
But we chose Marriage, slow sure!
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A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
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He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
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If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy
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Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like Expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.
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Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, But what we are inside .. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
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Don't walk as if you rule the world, Walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
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Every lady hopes That her daughter will marry a better man than she did And is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
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beautiful Beyonce Knowles to release Documentary After Birth of Blue Ivy Carter

The documentary will focus on the release of her 2011 album '4' as well as her marriage to Jay-Z and the birth of the couple's daughter Blue Ivy in January 2012.
success sweet ooo. watch out for my own documentary soon!

Secretary of state H.R Clinton visit Mandela

(AP) QUNU, South Africa - U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton visited with Nelson Mandela at his home on Monday to pay her respects to the aging South African icon.
Clinton and a small group flew to the 94-year-old Mandela's home village of Qunu, where they reminisced and had a small private lunch.
Clinton and Mandela's wife, Graca Machel, talked as photographers snapped pictures and Mandela looked on smiling from his wingback chair.
"That's a beautiful smile!" Clinton said.
"Madiba's smile is a trademark," Machel said, affectionately referring to Mandela by his Xhosa clan name

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Nigerian emerges first PhD pharmacy graduate in 49-year-old UK varsity

A 27-year-old Nigerian, Dr. Bahijja Raimi-Abraham, made history by becoming the first graduate of Pharmacy from the University of East Anglia, Norwich, United Kingdom, to be awarded a PhD in Pharmacy. 
The Punch.


women palaver..."offer naked sacrifice or no husband!"

I am a female in my late 20's. One day, a Pastor from a pentecostal church came to visit me at my house. This Pastor was accompanied by an elderly woman.
They found me at home with my friend of mine, who had come to visit me from Choma in Luapula, Zambia. After the introductions, the Pastor started encouraging us about going to church and believing in God always.

Later on, he asked to talk to me privately. During our private talk, he said I was still single because an evil curse has been place on me from my father’s family. He said the following Wednesday, both of us should pray and fast so as to unveil the way forward through God's revelation.

After the fast on that day, we had prayers and later in the week, he asked me to see him. When I met him, he told me that in order for my curse to be broken, I needed to offer a sacrifice to God. He asked me what I valued most. I told him it was my salary.

I agreed to offer a sacrifice in form of money (salary). He told me that once I was ready with that money, I should contact him so that he could give me the guidelines on how the sacrifice was to be offered because sacrifices are not offered anyhow.

When I got the money, I sent a message to him. He asked me to go to his house where he gave me some scriptures and instructions. The instructions were that between 11:30pm and 12am, I should take off all my clothes and be uncloth (alone in my bedroom).

According to him, God does not delight in nakedness so he will give me what I ask for from Him, get the money and put it in my hands and sing some worship songs and later pray with the money in my hands and then take the money to church the following day.

I agreed to do this, but when I reached home I started feeling undecided of what to do. Something within me told me that no one in the Bible had ever given a sacrifice to God whilst uncloth. The whole thing became confusing and in the end, I just started crying because I was filled with fear and confusion.

I ended up not doing it. I told myself that I was not going to do something which I did not fully understand. The following day, the pastor asked me if I had done what I was told to do, I told him that I had not done so. He said I was too weak in faith by allowing myself to be succumbed to the devil.

I asked him if I could just pray with the sacrifice in one of the nights when we have an overnight services at church. He said no. He claimed that the sacrifice has to be prayed for alone in my bedroom. I started asking friends, but I got different views.

Some were saying it was a strange thing, others said I should go ahead with it. My humble request from you readers is to know what you think? I might learn something very wise from you.

culled from NAIJA 247 NEWS